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02/19/2003
News: Wow, I just saw something that is very similar to games like Unreal Tournament 2003, Renegade, Soldier of Fortune 2. I was watching FOX and this show called Man Vs. Beast came on. It was about a contest between Humans and Animals. The First contest involved a Japanese guy and a Bear that's right a Bear to finish all the hot dogs that were set in front of them which where quite a lot of hot dogs. To no surprise the Bear won. The Second contest involved a Sumo Wrestler and a Chimpanzee in a game of Tug-O-War. And who won the tug well the chimpanzee of course since the big fat ass gave up. Then it was other contest like this black guy running this race against a Zebra and Giraffe. I mean what are the odds of that happening! Next it was a bunch of little people were pulling a Jumbo Jet to the finish line against an Elephant also doing the same thing. Too bad I didn't see who won that one since I was not able to hear over my laughter. And OH OH yes Navy Seal hell yeah! A NAVY SEAL racing a monkey on one of their training obstacle courses for the NAVY SEALS. Forget ARMY OPS hell this kicks ass. OH I'm joining the army, not only do they make sorry ass game, but they allow their NAVY SEALS to go on FOX and beat a monkey at the obstacle course. They got me convinced I'm joining either the Army or the Navy Seals since they take their jobs very seriously. I'm glad that my family, friends and citizens of this country are spending our TAX dollars for games like Army Ops and Navy Seals beating their monkeys! How does this show relate to Unreal Tournament 2003 and Renegade, and the horrible single player and multi player of Soldier of Fortune 2 is that these so called Games more like Trash to me is easily compared to Fox's Man Vs. Beast for both of them are nothing than garbage for the ignorant public. But nevertheless these games and shows are incredibly hilarious in the way of being Random and so retarded. Screenshots of the Show: This is a picture of the Bear who ate all
Suggestion I demand a match between 01/08/2003 News: Well I haven't done much except I'm posting some links to the
Anti Varun Site In other News: I still haven't been able to gain upper ground against the 7 hard computers in the huge, small island map in Empire Earth. All players can not achieve power over each other the Stalemate continues. Screen Shots:
01/06/2003 News: Happy New Year 2003. Wow now that it is 2003, maybe Unreal Tournament 2003 will have better game play. Nahh.... I rather watch reruns of Matlock than play that game. Its been awhile since I last updated this site due to the following reasons.... correction to one reason: BOCYBO! That's right Bocybo he is the one who stalled my website. How did he do this? Simple he bought an IBM hard drive. How would an IBM hard drive owned by a friend affect my website? Simple his IBM hard drive got corrupted during a LAN party. How does a Corrupted IBM Hard drive during a LAN party have to do with my website being stalled? Simple, I have two Hard drives one is called Bixen and the other is called Jesus. Jesus was borrowed by my friend Bocybo temporarily while he order a non-IBM hard drive. So Jesus (note the name of my second hard drive) contained applications and files that were affiliated with the making of this site. Tip of the day: " Never play 8 computers with a hard difficulty setting in Empire Earth, because it ends up in a Stalemate."
Added: Alien Vs. Predator 2 Review. 12/05/2002 News: Well I am sorry to say that I encounter this problem with that Java Applet for my Navigation system. So for now I will be using a simple menu. Problem I encounter was that the menu links sends you to my pages correctly, but it created a new page which could get very annoying when you have 20 windows in your taskbar. Added: I added Pc Game Reviews Page.
11/21/2002
In the future this web page will contain reviews composed by yours truly Bixen. Yes, the name might be funny and you might confuse it with another word, Vixen, which means a female fox, but that is off topic. I will be reviewing a large percentage of PC games, anime, some console if I feel like it is worth my time not yours. This site will also make fun of individuals by using their screen name from AOL Instant Message application. I also will like to explain why I named this site Final Fantasy Grimace. Well, I played Final Fantasy for quite awhile though, mainly 7, 8, 9, 10, and a little bit of 4. I like these game series and enjoyed them very much. And then I played Final Fantasy 10.........The voices annoyed me so very very much, and then thought that maybe they should replace Tidus (who's voice was the most annoying) should be replaced by somebody who didn't talk much, and that somebody should be Grimace. Yes, the McDonald character that doesn't say jack. He's big, purple, and he is perfect for FF10. His overdrive (Limit Break) should be him throwing Slurry McFlurry or Milkshakes at the enemy inflicting the damage the summon Knights of the Round did in FF7. So that would be the philosophy of how 10 should have really been. At the moment the site will be worked on when I feel like it. Until then you can visit this good site http://www.angelfire.com/apes/patchen9 By the way CaesarOct has a small penis. His mom told me so. ( I'm guessing that at the current moment nobody is named CaesarOct in real life, but the name exists in as a screenname. So if your name happens to be CaesarOct in the physical world, this does not target you in any way.) NOTICE: THIS IS NOT SLANDER CAESAROCT IS NOT I REPEAT IS NOT REAL THEREFORE SLANDER CAN NOT BE APPLIED TO THIS CASE.
Credit where credit is due. This site is unique in its own way, but can not have been accomplished without the help of others. I will like to state that the background music I'm currently using came from this good site: http://www.squaresound.com Also this is not an official Final Fantasy site. Squaresoft has all rights to their creation, from their characters to music. In other words I didn't make Final Fantasy. BA DUH BAND! Also credit to McDonald for creating the everlasting character Grimace. Grimace is the property of McDonalds. Thank you McDonalds for creating a masterpiece such as Grimace. |
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